The great white hunter

Multi-millionaire Ron Gidwitz wakes up really early, hangs out with regular fellas, dons a goofy hat, borrows a shotgun that doesn't work and blogs about it on his campaign website:

For whatever reason be it rain, elevated temperatures, too much wind or just plain bad luck, only two geese had the temerity to come within range. On that occasion, I had a regrettable equipment malfunction with my borrowed shotgun. Clark missed but Mike saved the day, bringing both geese down.

The "temerity"? I guess he didn't pick up on any of the local lingo.

At least that photo is better than the "action shot" of him standing in his hotel room talking to a WGN radio personality Spike O'Dell... on the phone.